Friday, June 06, 2008

If at first you don't succeed...

Not exactly great words of wisdom but I thought some of these were quite humorous.

"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."
~ David Brent

"If at first you don't succeed, try to hide your astonishment."
~ Harry F. Banks

"If at first you don't succeed, redefine success."
~ Anon

"If at first you don't succeed, try reading the instructions."
~ Daniel Nemec

"If at first you don't succeed, get a bigger hammer."
~ Alan Lewis

"If at first you don't succeed, pay someone to do it."
~ Anon

"If at first you don't succeed, find out if the loser gets anything."
~ William Lyon Phelps

"If at first you don't succeed, you're running about average."
~ M. H. Alderson

"If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style."
~ Quentin Crisp

"If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving."
~ Anon

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